My stay in Rome has been officially RUINED!!!
RUINEDDDD!!!!

every part of town where billboards are to be found there is at least one giant poster of this bitchass's annoying face featured in ads for Fornarina:








p.s.
Lisa, I miss youuuuuuuuuuuu <3 <3 <3

my cat wants to assassinate me..I'm pretty sure of that

IM STILL SICK AS A FUCK
IM NOT WORKING B/C I CAN'T BE AROUND FOOD WHEN IM THIS SICK

then again it would be an excellent opportunity to shake up the worlds of Portland Pearl-ites...but then again they didn't do anything to me so I'll save my evil energy for evil people *sighs*

Aside from bad cramps I've had a great day so far. And to me when things are going great is when I start getting even more depressed and panicky. So to balance things off, I have to add some negativity to the mix.
So let me start with a list of disgusting people I want to see butchered with a butter knife:



LC and LO from The Hills
Jennifer Lopez
Perez Hilton (that's just an automatic)
Kate Gosselin (from Jon and Kate + 8)
MEgan Fox
Victoria Beckham
David Beckham
Little ugly Beckham douchebag offspring
Chris Brown
Miley Cyrus
The digusting and creepy Jonas brothers
Rihanna (she deserved to be beaten again for taking back an abuser)
Lisa Rinna (ugh, this bitch should be on top of the list. I cannot stand her digustingly diformed face)
Terri Snatcher/Hatcher
Jessica Alba
Paul McCartney (all the talented Beatles are dead)





ugh
I can't think of more digusting people right now...

IM BACK FROM SEATTLE


I HAVE A NEW TWATTER


twitter.com/xanaxplz

on March 9th I will be leaving for Fat Camp again.
I will be absent from United States between then and May 29th.
I have no idea how people will fare without me and I hope that Obama doesn't fsck it up during that time. I will be really pissed.


Also while I'm writing this I'm sitting on a toilet (no, no..the lid is down!) and my cat is sitting on the sink giving me death stares. I'm quite afraid for my life

Hi

I´m at Fat Camp until early November.

There's this place by Rome. I think it means "Heaven" when you translate it into English. ;-P



I should go there
y/y???

Next time when they ask me at the border what I'm gonna be doing in Canada, I will reply : "your men".

omg
the best thing just happened

I was checking out my flickr friend's photo stream [I loooooooooooooooove her stuff omfg!] and I came across a picture that just melted my heart. It kind of reminded me of my great grandma.

I asked her if she's selling prints b/c I'm interested in buying it. She then sent me a very lovely message saying that hte print isn't for sale b/c she can't take money for it. But she is offering to send it to me instead.

She said she can't take the money b/c the person in the picture has a big heart and it would just be wrong to charge money for something that really touched me and try to make a profit.

This seriously made my day.


I'm gonna offer her a trade b/c I just can't take it without giving something in return.

LOL
ok people
come on

my real name is NOT Reburka

omg
yes